"This is pretty advanced jQuery stuff, so don't be too afraid if you don't quite get it the first time, but, uh, hang in there, because this is some powerful code."
Oh, someone please shoot me.
"And, um, if you're not following, um, bear with us 'cause there's some cool stuff coming up."
Oh, yes, cool stuff is going to make me understand SOOOO much better. :sarcasm:
A bazooka would be better.